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Texas, why must you toy with me?
March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
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Texas has been a constant lately. I’ve never been, I don’t know that I’ve ever really wanted to go. I’m sure its lovely, I’ve seen Austin City Limits on PBS.  I taught the Mexican-American War (false pretenses, anyone?). I once had a layover in Houston on my way to Costa Rica. That’s about it.  And then we get two evil forces converge to bring Texas front and center.

Evil Force #1: WTC/Ironman and My Coach.  WTC is evil. Everyone knows it. Where do they get off charging over $500 for Ironman races, denying prizes to pros due to crazy rules changes, and not enforcing the draft rules at Clearwater? And yet I register for their events. My coach is clearly in cahoots with them. I don’t even remember why I registered for Lonestar, I just know that I’m going to Galveston in 5 weeks and I’m practically living on my bike right now. Saddle sores anyone? However, I just want the Lonestar IM to know, I’m working hard to break you, my FTP is up, my miles are up, my running is the best its been in years and my swimming is putting you to shame. Bring it.

Evil Force #2: The Texas Board of Education. Are you kidding me with these people? The crazy changes I posted about last month have passed. Never mind expert historian advice. Never mind reality even.  For the love of God (or not) they’ve managed to cut Thomas Jefferson out of a list of figures whose writing inspired revolutions in the 18th and 19th century.  I’m all riled up becuase I know what their intent is. Look at the language changes they made:

See, you can see what they are trying to do, changing words like “role” to “leadership” trying to sway the direction of the content and remove any opportunity to debate whether the role really represents leadership. The Econ bit is an oversimplification and might leave the someone less knowledgable to think that free enterprise never ever existed before Americans demanded it. But at the same time, I’m not as panicked as I was when first read about TBofE. See, if I were a teacher in Texas I probably would change nothing based on this language change. I would still ask my students to examine the presidencies of Nixon and Reagan by discussing various view points, solutions, programs, and outcomes. Its unlikely that most US History teachers will change their tack, start talking up Nixon and Reagan as leaders without flaws, and spend a bunch of time on Schlafly. Seriously, if I had a nickel for every teacher who hauled ass at the end of the school year in order to fit in the 70s, 80s and 90s I’d have a shit ton of nickels.

So nice try Texas. But I’m winning.


Triathlon and Teaching Cross Paths Again-AYP, FTP, NCLB, ESEA…
March 17, 2010, 3:01 pm
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Sometime I’m dumbstruck by how stuff I learn from my coach and triathlon training are so related to things we do in the classroom.  Chuckie V (over there on my blogroll) had a great post today that, to translate for educators, was essentially about what tests measure and what we can learn from them. To sum up: the only thing we know for sure about tests is that they measure the ability to perform on said test, and even then sometimes the results change for reasons that are unrelated to preparation for the test.

There is this number many of us in cycling/triathlon shoot for, consider it the AYP of the bicycle world, called Functional Threshold Power, or FTP. To get this number you ride your ass off for 60 minutes as hard as you can or you extrapolate from a shorter, probably harder ride. This number then sets the basis for future training. Sort of like when we pre-test kids or do lots of practice tests for the real test, then see where they struggle and try to fix it. The goal being that next time the numbers are better. Unfortunately, we often use these test numbers as measurements of other things. For example, some might think that if I have a high FTP I must be in good shape and will do well at longer distances than someone with a lower FTP. Just like one might think that a school with a high proficiency percentage a better school than one with a lower proficiency percentage.  But there is the rub. The test measures the test circumstances but leaves everything else out.

Heavier riders have higher power numbers than lighter riders. Certainly sometimes I can push bigger numbers than out of shape fat guys, but in general, I’m never going to have numbers like the men, or like the women with 20 pounds on me. Doesn’t make me slower though, just means I’m using less wattage.  My FTP for one hour also doesn’t  indicate how I’ll do at 5 hours. Maybe I’ve just trained and trained to have high numbers for one hour.  I can only really get information when I compare my old FTP to my new FTP and use it plan my paces for future workouts. And then measure again…

Sound familiar?

Like maybe kids have just trained and trained to get the test questions right. Or that maybe we should consider some other factors, like native language or poverty or transience. Or maybe even compare a student’s current numbers to his past numbers. And then plan our instruction around where the students are…

Will the NCLB-The Sequel do this or will it just mean more testing at more grades in more disciplines? Will we get away from days of test prep? Will we hold up meaningless numbers and say they represent performance?

I don’t know, but I’m off to do a workout based on my FTP of 235: 30 minutes at 145 watts, 15 minutes at 200 watts, 10 minutes at 145 watts, 30 minutes at 200+ watts and a cool down. Ideally next time, my FTP will go up. Who knows what that really means…


Race to the Top…Literally!
February 25, 2010, 8:43 am
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AtotheB and I are doing the American Lung Association Detroit Climb on sunday at the Ren Cen. Its 70 flights, 1035 stairs and I’ve challenged AtotheB to keep up with me. In truth, I think she’ll smoke me. She’s the stair master queen and while I run and bike and swim, there are pretty much no stairs involved. For heaven’s sake, there aren’t even hills in SE Michigan!!  So I’ll be relying on my endurance and the big gear rides I’ve done lately, while A will be relying on the hours upon hours of simulated stairs…

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I spoke too soon about my training hours…
February 18, 2010, 11:42 am
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I should know better than to say things about triathlon training (like I did here).  As soon as I do that, things of course get harder and I regret pointing out to anyone how much easier A or B or C is than D or E or F. Case in point: this week’s schedule.  Its my longest week in several months and its very clear we are getting to the meaty part of this training cycle, but since we still haven’t started bricks (that’s when you bike and run in immediate succession as a workout, not a race) I know its going to get worse…

Monday: Day off. That’s not good. It usually means ‘rest up sister, I’m about to give you a beat down’

Tuesday: Swim 3000 yards (included the dreaded tennis ball drill) and bike 60 minutes (with 3 sets of 10 minutes in my hardest gear)–okay, not so bad

Wednesday: run 45 minutes, with 8×30 second sprints peppered in, lift wts for 30 minutes and bike ‘easy’ for 60 minutes–again, by itself not so bad, but my legs were feeling yesterday

Thursday: swim 3000 yards with gigantic paddles and hard too (my arms feel like lead now) and bike 90 minutes at the cycle lab included 3×15 minute sets at tempo pace (harder than a long race, easier than a short one…)–not at all looking forward to this sweaty group workout in the basement of Fraser Bicycle.

Friday: have mercy, only 60 minutes of running and 30 minutes of wts.

Saturday: here it comes…2 hours and 30 minutes on the indoor bike trainer, with alternating 20 minute sets of hard and easy–honestly, way harder mentally than physically, 150 minutes of going nowhere…

Sunday: 90 minute run, with the stupid sprints mixed in.

Its Thursday and I’m 5+ hours into the 12+ hour week and I’m pooped. Hungry and pooped. It’s not the workouts so much as the combination of the workouts with my efforts to correlate assessment questions with HSCEs, load them into Data Director, edit Unit 6 of US History with Amy, finish writing Unit 3 of Civics with Amy and two teachers, and complete our 25 page narrative for the Teaching American History Grant I’m sure we won’t get…

I’m going to give it all up and sell shoes. Or maybe I’ll go back to school and learn how to grow grapes. Or maybe I’ll be an illegal immigrant in Italy and make money as an under the table tour guide.

Or maybe I’ll just get back to work.

Don McLeroy, put down your agenda and back away from the curriculum….
February 16, 2010, 11:21 am
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I love me some Sunday NYT. Its my favorite thing about the weekend and I pay to get it dropped at my doorstop at 4AM every Sunday. The hardest part is not reading it right away. If I had my druthers, I’d grab the paper, a diet coke (what ever, you have coffee, I have DC) and climb back under my big fat down filled duvet to read the whole stinkin’ thing. Sadly, I don’t have my druthers, I have a coach who plans long workouts for Sunday mornings. By long I mean longer than most people’s weekly workouts combined. During Ironman training, Sunday workouts could hit 7 hours. Fortunately, I don’t do Ironman anymore, just Half Ironman, so Sunday’s max out around 3 hours. Nice. So, I wait 3 hours to read my paper. Well, usually more, what with the shower and gorging on food that happens after the workout. It’s delayed satisfaction at its finest.

This Sunday was not much different, except that I woke up in Western NY and drove to the big D and then read my paper. And that’s when I learned about Don McLeroy and his six allies on the Texas Board of Education. I’m typically not one to buy that there is an agenda or a conspiracy or evil plot to mess with education. Yeah, I was wrong. Evil plot might be a little strong, but to read that this faction of the board clearly has a point of view it wants expressed in schools and that that point of view includes rejecting/altering/denying ideas that are well accepted by scientists (evolution) and historians (the Enlightenment as a foe to religion in Europe, for one) may have swayed me on the conspiracy idea. Throw into the mix the impact that Texas has on the textbook market (aside: stop using your text book as the source and organization for teaching content) and I’m pretty much deflated.

So I wrote a letter to the editor. I sent it this morning, but as I’m sure it won’t get published, here it is:

Russell Shorto’s article “Founding Fathers?” elicited out a range of emotions and thoughts for me. As a social studies educator who trains social studies teachers I was thrilled to see our subject matter treated to such a long and thorough discussion when typically test scores, mathematics, and AYP consume headlines. I shook my head knowingly when reading about textbooks as the backbone of education (how I wish I could convince teachers to use them as resources rather than ‘the sources’). I actually gasped when reading that Don McLeroy not only “stood up to” 800 scientists, but then insisted on defying historians evidence regarding the Enlightenment and Mosaic law.

Ultimately I’m left saddened by the debate focusing exclusively on the content of our history courses. Certainly students need people, places and events to think about, but where in the TEKS does it ask students to construct historical arguments, evaluate claims and accounts, analyze primary and secondary sources? What good is any list of names and events (Christian or otherwise) if we’ve neglected to teach our students to think critically about them?

I encourage the teachers of Texas (and everywhere else too!) to use the cover question as a guide: How Christian Were The Founders?  Imagine a unit of study based on attempting to answer this question! Students would have to learn about the American Revolution and the Enlightenment, they would have to find evidence of Christianity in influential documents, letters, and accounts from founders and citizens, they would have to evaluate historians’ accounts, consider the time period accounts came from, and even compare new and old textbook versions.  In the process these students will certainly meet the expectations of the Texas Board of Education. Fortunately, they will also be engaging the true work of citizens–questioning, researching, and supporting ideas with evidence. As board member and Christian activist Cynthia Dunbar stated “the philosophy of the classroom in one generation will be the philosophy of the government in the next.” Certainly we don’t agree on the philosophy, but the statement rings true.

What Happens in Texas, Won’t Stay in Texas
January 13, 2010, 2:20 pm
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The Texas State Board of Education is preparing to hear testimony prior to voting to accept or reject new social studies curriculum  standards.  I haven’t read their standards, but as you likely already know, there will be rapid debate about what has been included and what hasn’t. People will tally references to historical figures and declare the number  insufficient or excessive. They will throw the terms liberal and conservative around, they will misunderstand historical interpretations, and completely miss the point of the standards altogether.

You can read about it here.

Much of the debate to seems to center around the inclusion or exclusion of references to Christianity. I agree that it would be inappropriate to ignore the role of religion in American History, but it is equally important that students understand that our while our constitutional principles have a Judeo-Christian background, they are also based on philosophies of government espoused by Locke, Montesquieu and even Polybius (200 BCE!!!).  There has been little conversation about what skills are included in this curriculum.

Why do we care about Texas? Because Texas practices state adoption of textbooks. As goes Texas, so go the books. Not that I think we should even be using textbooks, but thats an argument for another day.

In other Texas news (and totally unrelated to SOcial Studies, curriculum or the Board of Education), I’m in my second week of training for the Lonestar Triathlon in Galveston, TX on April 25. I’m very much looking forward to it, and hoping to knock it out of the park. My previous best at this distance is 5:43 and that race had a 90 minute delay at the start (throws off your fueling plan, especially if you already ate your pre-race meal), a rainy bike ride and a mandatory dismount/walk section on the bike course. I’d like to think that with the right weather I’m 5:30. That requires a 33 minute 1.2 mile swim, a 3 hour 56 mile bike split, and 1:50 13. 1 mile run plus transition time. All things I can do, but it seems not on the same day!!

I’ve moved!!
January 7, 2010, 7:14 pm
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I was blogging on edublogs via my office but have decided to move over here to ease my guilt about non-work blog topics on my work related blog. And as I really don’t want to think about maintaining two blogs, I’m just putting everything here. So teachers/administrators/education riff-raff–welcome to the rest of my world. Others, and I dont’ know who you all are, welcome to work.

Today’s Bag of Stuff:

  • is the impending snow going to make it easier to run 60 minutes tonight or in the morning? Which sounds worse-60 minutes on the bike trainer at 6PM or 5AM? Running while it’s snowing at 6PM or running after the snow is done but is on the ground at 5AM?
  • Who are these people helping one of my schools with curriculum mapping? They don’t have a website I can find, I’m not sure what their expertise is or why the school didn’t use ISD staff. Are they paying a fee?
  • Vista is annoying.
  • planning for the Close Up Macomb County Civics day is improving, at least I have some topics for consideration, now to find the data/research/questions/speakers/rooms/lunches…
  • 6th grade/7th grade reorganization–I keep looking at it and keep changing it, perhaps another set of eyes are necessary
  • driving to Lansing tomorrow AM will sucky suck suck
  • I shouldn’t have bought that trail mix, I’m just going to eat all of it


Oh, and happy 2010!!

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